Automotive Engineering Gifts

'It doesn't work...'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"Perfect."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

It's the biofuel generation.

World's cheapest car

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."