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'It doesn't work...'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"Perfect."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

World's cheapest car

Caution, Student Self-Driver

It's the biofuel generation.

Bio Fuels.