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'Let me get this straight... You say you had no steering or brakes, and your car just ran into the wall on its own?'

"Perfect."

'An accident you say.'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Take me to your mechanic."

Driverless cars rage.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

World's cheapest car

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

It's the biofuel generation.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Electric car

Bio Fuels.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Car Emissions

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.