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'Let me get this straight... You say you had no steering or brakes, and your car just ran into the wall on its own?'

"Perfect."

'An accident you say.'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Take me to your mechanic."

Driverless cars rage.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

It's the biofuel generation.

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

World's cheapest car

Bio Fuels.

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

Electric car

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Car Emissions