Automotive Mechanics T-Shirts

"So you're turning this into a lowrider?"

'Jumper cables!'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Take me to your mechanic."

Driverless cars rage.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

CLEAR!

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Organic Soldering.

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Turmoil change.

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'