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"So you're turning this into a lowrider?"

'Jumper cables!'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Take me to your mechanic."

Driverless cars rage.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Organic Soldering.

CLEAR!

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Turmoil change.

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"