Auto Mechanic T-Shirts

"Fa-la-la-la-la,la-labor $95 an hour."

Leon's Auto Salvage and Center for Interpretive Dance

Brakes are fine. You need new glasses.

'When I ask what our inventory is 'What ever' is not an acceptable answer.'

'You won't hear that funny noise anymore. I turned up the volume on your radio and pulled off the knob.'

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

"It makes a loud grinding sound whenever I merge onto the highway."

And could you put in a louder horn?'

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

'Don't bother rotating the tires. They rotated on their own all the way here.'

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

"Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?"

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

"Can it be ready by noon? My daughter's getting married. I was hoping to drive her down the aisle."

'I just love the snow, everything is so peaceful!'

A vintage car being fixed by a mechanic underneath.

'No pep, shaky, noisy, overheating. Right. Anything wrong with the car?'

'That'll be $327.93 for parts, $268.58 for labor and $50 because I didn't like the station you had your radio set to.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Flats Fixed

'We'll have to check your car for pre-existing conditions.'

'It's an American classic, with parts from Japan and Canada and assembled in Mexico.'

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'

A King, a Queen, and a Jack fixing a flat tire.

'We've run all the tests doc and I can't find a thing wrong with it. It must be psychological.'

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

"Ten percent off if you repeat those funny noises your car is making for the boys."

Ed's Auto Repair

'I plan on becoming an auto mechanic when I grow up. Would you settle for an estimate?'

Say ahhhh.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'I wonder what the telematics will make of this.'

'The car isn't making funny noises...you are.'