Motor Mechanic T-Shirts

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"Wendel found an Israeli tomato stuck in your front water hose."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Drool Marks

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Walking Luggage.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Take me to your mechanic."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Directions: Call a smart friend.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'