Auto Engineer Gifts

"Having trouble stopping huh? Ah well, them's the brakes."

Pit stop.

Man smoking with anger as his engine burns out.

"Your new car indicates when your spare tire is low. I assume it hasn't been in touch."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Driverless cars rage.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

CLEAR!

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.