Auto Engineer Gifts

"Having trouble stopping huh? Ah well, them's the brakes."

Drag Racing Today. Well, so much for the getaway power.

Pit stop.

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

Man smoking with anger as his engine burns out.

"Your new car indicates when your spare tire is low. I assume it hasn't been in touch."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Driverless cars rage.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

CLEAR!

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."