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"It's the latest thing... press on nails."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Mac OS 20

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'Is this the new input device?'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

The Hammer

A crab with a utility knife claw

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

The Design Artiste

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'