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"It's the latest thing... press on nails."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'Is this the new input device?'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

A crab with a utility knife claw

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

The Hammer

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

The Design Artiste

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."