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Environmentally Friendly Tools: Blow Torches fueled by Boy Scouts and their Camp Fires.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"

A Macaroni in 1772

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

The Hammer

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"