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"Perfect."

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Moon Pies.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Undersized Load

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

"Got any new monster trucks?"

One Man and Two Trucks

Monster chariot races

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Useless car accessories.

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Dog Driving a Truck

"The hybrid engine says you care. The gross tonnage says get the hell out of my way."

'Dagnabbit! First muh truck breaks down, now my darn dog's gone and run off.'

He was a pick-up. She was a dump truck. it was bound to be a bumpy road ahead.'

Semiliterate.

'Your truck passes my safety inspection, but you better clean the dashboard before the EPA declares it a hazardous waste dump.'

'You in town for the Monster Car Show?'

Two men and dogs hang outside a truck.