Pickup Truck Fan Mugs

Tree Squirrel

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Heavy meals on wheels

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Ancient taxi

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Inflatable car

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

Useless car accessories.

"He adored that old car !"

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Cylinder Head

'I would have settled for a toy.'

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Finishing Line

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

The SUV: A T-rex on wheels.

Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out

An English Coachman Swaggers Down the Street

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'