Car Stereo Fan Gifts

'First things first, Son. 'Clunk-Click, every trip.''

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Taking to the sky...

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'Our limo's here.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

Terry Wogan

Street Musician

'And this is our basic model.'

Angry pensioner

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Ducks crossing.

Happy Xmas

'Wheel technical support line.'

'I think he's trying to pawn his air guitar.'

Manager please give 10%

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

"Shotgun!"