Car Stereo Fan Pillows

'First things first, Son. 'Clunk-Click, every trip.''

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Taking to the sky...

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'Our limo's here.'

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

Happy Xmas

'And this is our basic model.'

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

Street Musician

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Wheel technical support line.'

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

Manager please give 10%

"And now, our newest hit song..."

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

Cylinder Head