Driving Fan Pillows

"That's right, Terri, my dad let me borrow his car!"

"What old school? This is my life."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

Taking to the sky...

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Cylinder Head

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Proposed Electric Vehicle Engine Sounds

You can't beat a good cup of tea!

Finishing Line

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse.

Biden Infrastructure Plan

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'