Steering Wheel Fan Pillows

fanatic driver.

'Maths is fun!'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

Running out of Gas.

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Skis with stabilisers.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Cylinder Head

"I thought this wheel invention of yours was supposed to make life easier."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

'Whoah, look! Jed's got new wheels!'

Bear Snowboarding

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

You can't beat a good cup of tea!

Finishing Line

"But there's a huge sinkhole in that spot!"

New for 40-somethings who don't want to look like geezers...

Two dogs butt drag racing on long stretch of carpet in grandstand.

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.

'First things first, Son. 'Clunk-Click, every trip.''

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

"Easy does it, Ralph."