Front Seat Fan Pillows

"Shotgun!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Mass Travel

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Caliologist

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'I believe you were first.'

Ducks crossing.

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Angry pensioner

The Race

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"And remember, kid, you've got Blue Cross."

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Sprinting speeding ticket

Cylinder Head

On your mark, get set, go!

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

Finishing Line