Backseat Driver Fan Pillows

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Mass Travel

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

Angry pensioner

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

Ducks crossing.

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

Cylinder Head

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"And remember, kid, you've got Blue Cross."

"Shotgun!"

Finishing Line

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse.

School of Backseat Driving

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

fanatic driver.

'First things first, Son. 'Clunk-Click, every trip.''

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'