Backseat Driver Fan Pillows

"But there's a huge sinkhole in that spot!"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Mass Travel

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

St. Patrick Drives the Steaks out of Ireland

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

Angry pensioner

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

Ducks crossing.

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

"And remember, kid, you've got Blue Cross."

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

"Shotgun!"

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Cylinder Head

Finishing Line

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse.

School of Backseat Driving

fanatic driver.

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

'First things first, Son. 'Clunk-Click, every trip.''

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'