Sidecar Fan Pillows

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

'I believe you were first.'

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Race

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

"Shotgun!"

"And remember, kid, you've got Blue Cross."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Cylinder Head

Sprinting speeding ticket

On your mark, get set, go!

Knockout!

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Finishing Line

"You'll have to guide your own sleigh tonight - I'm nowhere near fully charged yet."

'Thank goodness I remembered to bring those spares!'

You can't beat a good cup of tea!

GOAT PATH