Seat Shotgun Fan Gifts

Stop whining - you know he called shotgun first.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Mass Travel

Caliologist

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Running out of Gas.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'No Ken. Watching football and drinking beer at the same time is NOT multi-tasking!'

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

'Scooter' Libby.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

'I believe you were first.'

Knight Vision

GPS Systems.

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

The Race

Angry pensioner

Weak Knights

The Joust