Far Side Fan Gifts

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Sunbathing in Autumn

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

First past the post.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

Indian summer.

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

"Whoa, check it out - Bill Murray just crashed our cartoon!"

'Well, it's common for folks to feel a sense of doom in the fall. The shorter days, falling leaves, dank weather can all trigger a case of the blues.'

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Old Man Winter

'Cold enough for you?'

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

Jack Frost's To Dew List: Trees, grass, leaves, windows, cars.

"Shotgun!"

"I never know if pumpkins are right to bring to a meeting."

"And remember, kid, you've got Blue Cross."

Knockout!

Hello October

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

"The fence keeps the Locavores out."

Sunny desert island next to rainy desert islands.

'Happy Autumn!'

"Big data, firewalls and would-be hackers, they're nothing new . . ."

'I don't get it... I'm in water all the time but I can't get rid of that fish smell.'

The sad man carries a smiling face mask

I love Tropical Fish

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona - but, you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons!"