Ring Cycle Fan Gifts

Alberich

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Radiator jazz player

Alien crapload

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Tortoise polishing his shell

Stone henge swing.

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Campaign Trail

Californians Abroad.

Curling Rocks!

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

People who understand Venn diagrams

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

'This is a very important mission. We've traveled 500 Light years to create crop circles on Earth.'

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

Loge with Alberich as frog

"I like to sketch out my designs first."

"And remember, kid, you've got Blue Cross."

The evolution of triathletes.

Trainspotters.

"I thought this wheel invention of yours was supposed to make life easier."

Knockout!

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

Ryan Bayley

"Need any electricity generated?"

Distracted unicyclist causes a crash.

"He's come out of retirement!"

"Ooh, look - a Boris bike."

Did you know there's a growing worldwide system of rails and roads that all lead to China? Did you know China's on the verge of dominating the industries of the future? Did you know China's built fifteen mega-cities? It's like having fifteen New Yorks. Did you know China's building immense undersea tunnels and super-fast high speed rail to create the world's first super-cities that'll be six times the population of New York? Oh, well ... I'm sure we're still number one in all the areas I didn't

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

'What's the matter with your cyclotron?'

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

"Wild rice Krispy treat."