Free-range Egg Fan Pillows

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Yoyo sheep

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'Superstock'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

WHACK!

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Egg Buggy

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."