Egg Fan Pillows

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

Good egg, bad egg.

Humpty Dumpty to psychiatrist: 'It's like there's this thing inside me that's trying to get out.'

Sandy Eggo.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

WHACK!

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

Egg Buggy

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'