Bacon And Eggs Fan Pillows

'It looks like bacon and eggs, but it's 100% bran.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Hamlet

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Aromatherapy for Men

"We're trying a new incentive program. Bacon?"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"Oooh... bacon!"

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

'Okay! Okay! I'll talk! I'll talk! Please, just don't eat any more bacon!'

"Remember me, Mister 'too much bacon is never enough?'"

"He was 95. The doctors reckon it was either the bacon, the beer, the whiskey, the smoking, the wine, the steaks, the coffee, the butter, the biscuits or just too much sunshine that finally did him in."

'The Gingerbread man meets the Frozen Waffler.'

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."