Bacon And Eggs Fan Pillows

'It looks like bacon and eggs, but it's 100% bran.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Hamlet

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Aromatherapy for Men

"We're trying a new incentive program. Bacon?"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'Okay! Okay! I'll talk! I'll talk! Please, just don't eat any more bacon!'

"Remember me, Mister 'too much bacon is never enough?'"

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

'The Gingerbread man meets the Frozen Waffler.'

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"