Bacon Lovers Pillows

Bacon strip

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Beach Barbecue

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Hamlet

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Aromatherapy for Men

"We're trying a new incentive program. Bacon?"

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Oooh... bacon!"

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'Okay! Okay! I'll talk! I'll talk! Please, just don't eat any more bacon!'

"Remember me, Mister 'too much bacon is never enough?'"

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

Dog BBQ

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"