Bacon Enthusiasts Pillows

Save the bacon,

Staggering cosmic question: Would bacon taste as good if you didn't know it was bad for you? Give me a break. Is this what you waste your time thinking about? With all the war, poverty, the deficit and the ... the ... It's a stumper. We talkin' crispy bacon?

Shop sign announces bacon and eggs to go - no hogs or hens.

Piggy Bank

'Wake up and smell the coffee...it's that brown stuff right next to the bacon.'

"It masks that bacon smell when you sweat."

"They were out of bacon."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

Hamlet

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Aromatherapy for Men

"We're trying a new incentive program. Bacon?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

'Okay! Okay! I'll talk! I'll talk! Please, just don't eat any more bacon!'

"Remember me, Mister 'too much bacon is never enough?'"

Lighthouse

"He was 95. The doctors reckon it was either the bacon, the beer, the whiskey, the smoking, the wine, the steaks, the coffee, the butter, the biscuits or just too much sunshine that finally did him in."