Bacon Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Save the bacon,

Shop sign announces bacon and eggs to go - no hogs or hens.

Piggy Bank

'Wake up and smell the coffee...it's that brown stuff right next to the bacon.'

"It masks that bacon smell when you sweat."

"They were out of bacon."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Hamlet

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Aromatherapy for Men

"We're trying a new incentive program. Bacon?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'Okay! Okay! I'll talk! I'll talk! Please, just don't eat any more bacon!'

Lighthouse

"Remember me, Mister 'too much bacon is never enough?'"

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"