Egg-centric Fan Pillows

"It was either him or me."

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

'Superstock'

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

WHACK!

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Egg Buggy

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Space Pioneer

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."