Egg-centric Fan T-Shirts

"It was either him or me."

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

WHACK!

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Egg Buggy

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Space Pioneer

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'