Egg Timer Fan T-Shirts

A pair of eggs use a timer during sex.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm a monster."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

A Cumulonim-bus

Humpty Dumpty to psychiatrist: 'It's like there's this thing inside me that's trying to get out.'

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

The Easter Bilby

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

Ecological electricity

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

Mr. Rabbit

"I'm not supposed to eat things I find on the ground...but I think this might be ok."

Women's day.

No Nesting

"Eat your greens. . . and your pinks and yellows and blues."

"Just saying, guys, I think there's been a bit of a mix up!"

"You asked for runny!"

Spring at last!

Birds sitting in high wire walker's way...

'Well, don't just stand there...Hop to it!'