Egg Timer Fan Pillows

A pair of eggs use a timer during sex.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"I'm a monster."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

A Cumulonim-bus

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

Good egg, bad egg.

Humpty Dumpty to psychiatrist: 'It's like there's this thing inside me that's trying to get out.'

The Easter Bilby

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

Ecological electricity

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

Mr. Rabbit

No Nesting

"I'm not supposed to eat things I find on the ground...but I think this might be ok."

"Eat your greens. . . and your pinks and yellows and blues."

"Just saying, guys, I think there's been a bit of a mix up!"

Women's day.

Sandy Eggo.

"You asked for runny!"

Spring at last!

"Stop repeating everything I say birdbrain!"

Chicken eating jelly beans and laying multi-coloured eggs.

Birds sitting in high wire walker's way...

'Well, don't just stand there...Hop to it!'