Egg And Spoon Race Fan Pillows

"Are you ready to try it with a real egg?"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

All-Day Breakfast

The polar olympics

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Formula One car origami

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Centaur Sprinter

Pig Trotter

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"I want to report a race crime.'

Humpty Dumpty to psychiatrist: 'It's like there's this thing inside me that's trying to get out.'

'I believe you were first.'

Flatware Follies.

The Easter Bilby

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Race

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

Dog Scalextric

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.