Egg And Spoon Race Fan Pillows

"Are you ready to try it with a real egg?"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

All-Day Breakfast

The polar olympics

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Formula One car origami

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Pig Trotter

Centaur Sprinter

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

'I believe you were first.'

"I want to report a race crime.'

Humpty Dumpty to psychiatrist: 'It's like there's this thing inside me that's trying to get out.'

Good egg, bad egg.

Flatware Follies.

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

The Easter Bilby

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Dog Scalextric

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Mr. Rabbit

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.