Deviled Egg Fan Pillows

'I think I'm possessed! I've been laying deviled eggs.'

"I love these old decorations!"

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Meet Santa's entourage

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

Ring those Christmas bells!

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

Good egg, bad egg.

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Humpty Dumpty to psychiatrist: 'It's like there's this thing inside me that's trying to get out.'

Christmas reunions!

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

The Easter Bilby

Mr. Rabbit

A pair of eggs use a timer during sex.

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

inflation at Christmas

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

'It looks like bacon and eggs, but it's 100% bran.'

Sandy Eggo.

"Just saying, guys, I think there's been a bit of a mix up!"

No Nesting

"Eat your greens. . . and your pinks and yellows and blues."

"Why is it that every time we get invited to a pot luck, they expect us to bring deviled eggs?"

"I'm not supposed to eat things I find on the ground...but I think this might be ok."