Deviled Egg Fan Pillows

'I think I'm possessed! I've been laying deviled eggs.'

"I love these old decorations!"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Meet Santa's entourage

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Ring those Christmas bells!

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Humpty Dumpty to psychiatrist: 'It's like there's this thing inside me that's trying to get out.'

Christmas reunions!

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

The Easter Bilby

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

inflation at Christmas

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

A pair of eggs use a timer during sex.

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

Mr. Rabbit

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

'It looks like bacon and eggs, but it's 100% bran.'

No Nesting

"I'm not supposed to eat things I find on the ground...but I think this might be ok."

"Just saying, guys, I think there's been a bit of a mix up!"

Spring at last!

"Eat your greens. . . and your pinks and yellows and blues."