Free-range Food Fan Gifts

'Sorry for the delay. Our free-range chicken can't decide what it wants to be.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Yoyo sheep

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

TV Chef Cooking Range

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'