Free-range Supporter Gifts

'There's a reason I only eat organic free range.'

"What about laying long-range eggs for protest rallies?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Soldier armed with a pen.

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Stuffing the turkey.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"What? You like political cartoons??! You won't get a visa!"

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"Birmingham, Hank. I said I wanted to go to Birmingham."

"I'll be awhile, folks. We have a free-range chef and he's run off again."

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."

'Small, medium or large?'

'I became Free-Range a long time ago when I managed to pick the lock of my cage and escape...'

'They're individual cheese slices, Harry. We knew that sooner or later they would want to go free.'

"He's landed a job as a deck chair attendant on a naturist beach."

When the Easter Bunny uses eggs from pasture raised chickens he puts them all around the yard, otherwise he clusters them together.

The Diabetic Hummingbird Feeder

These are the quills used to sign the Declaration of Independence! The founding feathers!

'Sorry for the delay. Our free-range chicken can't decide what it wants to be.'

Maybe we're wrong to let the kids walk alone to the bus stop. No way! The other parents are way too over-protective! How can you tell? Trust me.

"My Man Utd top's still in the wash"

"This country is screwed up! It's not even a decent tyranny - otherwise the police would have beaten me up hours ago!"