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'There's a reason I only eat organic free range.'

"What about laying long-range eggs for protest rallies?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Soldier armed with a pen.

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Stuffing the turkey.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"What? You like political cartoons??! You won't get a visa!"

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"I'll be awhile, folks. We have a free-range chef and he's run off again."

"Birmingham, Hank. I said I wanted to go to Birmingham."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

'Small, medium or large?'

The Diabetic Hummingbird Feeder

"He's landed a job as a deck chair attendant on a naturist beach."

'I became Free-Range a long time ago when I managed to pick the lock of my cage and escape...'

'They're individual cheese slices, Harry. We knew that sooner or later they would want to go free.'

'Sorry for the delay. Our free-range chicken can't decide what it wants to be.'

"This country is screwed up! It's not even a decent tyranny - otherwise the police would have beaten me up hours ago!"

'If we keep fighting Gaddafi might kill us, if we stop he will.'

'Look it's in the constitution!!'

Statue of Liberty gets sprayed.