Free-range Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Small, medium or large?'

Maybe we're wrong to let the kids walk alone to the bus stop. No way! The other parents are way too over-protective! How can you tell? Trust me.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Squeezing the Free Press.

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Fly Fishing

"It's such a lovely day!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Look, a bug!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Fishing sign.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'More bubbles!'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Garden Goddess.

The Brothers Grime

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"