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'Small, medium or large?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Squeezing the Free Press.

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

Fly Fishing

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Look, a bug!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'More bubbles!'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Fishing sign.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Garden Goddess.

The Brothers Grime

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Koala

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"Smokey The Tree"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."