Cruelty-free Supporter Gifts

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

DIY Butchers

Investments: Yes, we have organic, local & cruelty-free stocks.

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Animal cosmetic testing

"What about laying long-range eggs for protest rallies?"

'Oi! '

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

On the red carpet

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

"We seem to be the only animals here."

"Today a protest at the White House..."

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

"I could use some of those animal rights activists about now."

The Diabetic Hummingbird Feeder

Would she want to know about the anti-smoking drug that he had developed? He pondered.

No smoking initiative.

What would Jesus Do

Product Testing: Nicotine and Cosmetics.

No-smoking.

A group of angry fur-less Minks have finally found the person who has their former furs being used for a coat.

"Do you mind?"

Gandhi

'Do the patches help?'

'Smoking or non smoking,'

An angry Elephant has finally found the person who has his former foot (a Hunter in his Den) using it for a waste-paper basket.

Cosmetics not tesed on animals

Who Wears Fur Is A Criminal Barbarian!

'I quit smoking, but I still get the urge when I stand outside an office building in the freezing cold.'

'Worried about chemical attacks?...Bioterrorism?...SARS?...