Cruelty-free Advocate Gifts

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

Animal cosmetic testing

"We seem to be the only animals here."

Cruel sports - foxhunting

An angry Elephant has finally found the person who has his former foot (a Hunter in his Den) using it for a waste-paper basket.

"I could use some of those animal rights activists about now."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'It's a silent protest.'

Factory Farmers.

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

Investments: Yes, we have organic, local & cruelty-free stocks.

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

'Single-use' - Word of the year 2018

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

A clown is being executed by having cream pies thrown at him.

"Unbelievable! Why isn't anybody doing something against the awful dog poverty?"

'Yes, Ms Worthy, I know pointing is rude, but it's important that we identify your attacker to the court.'

'Entering Washington, DC. Congressional 'civility' level: undetectable.'

Civil discourse

'Go back indoors! Leaning out of a window is against the law!'

"Thanks to our awareness campaign, donations increased. Mostly from folks wishing to remain unaware."

"It's not you, Gavin. . . it's just that I could never love anyone who still used plastic bags."

"Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy...diminish pain and protect you from the damaging effects of stress!"

"Poke my bunny with a stick, sir?"

"What?"

Product Testing: Nicotine and Cosmetics.

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

"Same time next week. Meanwhile, don't do anything silly, will you?"