Cruelty-free Fan Gifts

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Tortoise polishing his shell

Smart Arse Meter

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

They don't test products on lab animals at Earthstone Cosmetics.

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

Our produce has no pesticides. Insecticides. Chemical fertilizer artificial colour, or flavouring.

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

Center for anti-discrimination.

"Today a protest at the White House..."

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

Product Testing: Nicotine and Cosmetics.

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

'I'm the Good Witch of the North, so could I have some sugar-free mints and dental floss?'

A group of angry fur-less Minks have finally found the person who has their former furs being used for a coat.

"Do you mind?"

'No harm came to any of these animals during cosmetic testing, unless you count their libidos.'

'Looks like a great job!'

'Could we interest you in a sparing a donation for an endangered species?'

Cosmetics not tesed on animals

Who Wears Fur Is A Criminal Barbarian!

Hilbert got an energy star certification for his energy efficiency.

Medusa trying to buy hair care products.

"Have you ever considered switching to an environmentally friendly cloth bag?"

Bears Inc. Magazine.

"Hi! I'm here for Bob the Vegan."