Cruelty-free Fashion Lover Gifts

"Do you mind?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Pastry Hat

Scarf puts hat back on.

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Customer Convention

Snapshots in Time

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

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"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Investments: Yes, we have organic, local & cruelty-free stocks.

Easter Bonnet

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

They don't test products on lab animals at Earthstone Cosmetics.

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Hospital gown pageant.

"You are one sick rabbit."

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

The next big thing

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."