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"It was better before God took up knitting."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Pastry Hat

Scarf puts hat back on.

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Customer Convention

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

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"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

They don't test products on lab animals at Earthstone Cosmetics.

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

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'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"You are one sick rabbit."

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

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'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."