Fur-free Fashion Supporter Gifts

'Remember me?'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"Overkill, dude."

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"You are one sick rabbit."

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

"I never wear fur...unless my cat's shedding."

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

Animal Testing - Results

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

"What?"

'Running from the anti-fur activists gives me a great workout.'

"Hipsto"

'It's a survival trick: I'm making sure the fur-traders have no interest in my hide...'

Fur Coat and Turtle Neck Protest.

A group of angry fur-less Minks have finally found the person who has their former furs being used for a coat.

"Howard can't handle the thought of paying for this gown. It's put him into Post Dramatic Dress Syndrome."

"Got anything in a medium?"

"I'm all faux and loving it!"

"This year's all about fur on the inside."

'Come in, my dear . . .omigosh, is that riding hood trimmed in wolf fur?'

Who Wears Fur Is A Criminal Barbarian!

"Sorry, doll, but, yak-wise, this is as good as it's going to get."

Bear falls in love with fur clad lady

'Is he too fat?'