Fur-free Fashionista Gifts

"You are one sick rabbit."

"Is that fur!"

Fur Coat and Turtle Neck Protest.

'Of course I'm a PETA supporter. I only kill animals with alopecia!'

'It's a survival trick: I'm making sure the fur-traders have no interest in my hide...'

Some of the big stores are going fur free so that I don't have to.

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

Cat Tie

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Best in Heat.

Sun. Rain.

Museum of dog memorabilia

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

'Not the funky chicken?'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

Prints in a Gallery.

"I never wear fur...unless my cat's shedding."

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"You're right. It does look better around your neck."

"Wow. Those pants make my ass look big."

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

Eventually, many dogs and dog owners begin to look alike

"What?"

'Short bark and sdes please.'