Cruelty-free Shopper Gifts

Some of the big stores are going fur free so that I don't have to.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

Investments: Yes, we have organic, local & cruelty-free stocks.

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

They don't test products on lab animals at Earthstone Cosmetics.

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

'Everything here is organic, free range, naturally produced, locally sourced, pesticide free, minimally packaged and fairly traded - and yet, ironically, I am a complete bastard.'

Introducing clean conscience products

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

Our Products Are Not Tested On Real Animals

'Consumer Society'

"The most moral consumer - Didn't shop at Walmart - Didn't order things on Amazon unless it was, like, an emergency - Tried to be vegan - Always had an extra canvas bag in her car (which was a hybrid, by the way)"

"If you don't give us your email address we show up at your house."

"Shopping was stress-free this year because I started early and didn't give a s**t what I bought."

"This company is unethical, exploitative, and ... wait a minute, HOW much?!"

"Which is better: made in USA by illegal immigrants or made overseas by cheap labor?"

Fur Coat and Turtle Neck Protest.

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

"Only twelve more hours to go, what are you hoping to bag?!!"

'Sorry Fluffy, but it would be unethical for me to guide him towards the more expensive cat food aisle...'

Can We Support Colin Kaepernick and Still Hate Nike For Abusing Foreign Workers?

"Do you sell any clothes that aren't made by Third World sweatshop labour?"

Product Testing: Nicotine and Cosmetics.

'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'