Fearless Shopper Gifts

"I can't go in there? Do you know what people say about that place? It's scary! It's crowded! We're so vulnerable!"

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'Hi, yourself.'

"Shopping was stress-free this year because I started early and didn't give a s**t what I bought."

"At this time I'd like to ask you to remain calm, fasten your seat belt and flap your arms just as fast as you can."

"Will your spiritual journey take you anywhere near the shops?"

"Only twelve more hours to go, what are you hoping to bag?!!"

Supermarket trolley repairs

'So there I was, alone in the aisle, heart pounding, without a bloody clue as to what wine I should bring our hosts.'

'Oh my gosh!!! What are you doing giving out our credit card information online?!!!'

"I'd like to try something different- something that takes a lot of guts to eat."

"Kids eat free before six o'clock."

Woman Delivering Lunch to Builder.

'Do you think these jeans make me look fat? Be honest!'

' I don't want a nice little wine - get me something aggressive !! '

"Instead of ordering something every day, I ordered it all at one time. I feel less guilty that way."

'Let's start by determining the type of person you are. Are you upfront, or do you give off subtle signals?'

Jellyfish Horror Stories.

'The Ridiculous Slippers Shop'

'I'm being awarded a medal for valor for ordering the chef's surprise.'

'Apparently it was only his fear of heights that stopped him from jumping.'

Buying expensive, impractical shoes may help to relieve depression.

"Don't worry, in the case of an accident the pilot is the first on the scene."

Stained Glass Airplane Window

'If there's no discretion, then it's not discretionary spending.'