Fearless Shopper Gifts

"I can't go in there? Do you know what people say about that place? It's scary! It's crowded! We're so vulnerable!"

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'Hi, yourself.'

"Shopping was stress-free this year because I started early and didn't give a s**t what I bought."

"At this time I'd like to ask you to remain calm, fasten your seat belt and flap your arms just as fast as you can."

"Will your spiritual journey take you anywhere near the shops?"

Supermarket trolley repairs

"Our winner for the 50th time in a row..."

'So there I was, alone in the aisle, heart pounding, without a bloody clue as to what wine I should bring our hosts.'

"Only twelve more hours to go, what are you hoping to bag?!!"

'Oh my gosh!!! What are you doing giving out our credit card information online?!!!'

"I'd like to try something different- something that takes a lot of guts to eat."

'Do you think these jeans make me look fat? Be honest!'

Woman Delivering Lunch to Builder.

"Kids eat free before six o'clock."

"Shadow? Why would I be scared of my shadow? I thought it was the IRS."

Jellyfish Horror Stories.

'Apparently it was only his fear of heights that stopped him from jumping.'

'The Ridiculous Slippers Shop'

'Let's start by determining the type of person you are. Are you upfront, or do you give off subtle signals?'

'I'm being awarded a medal for valor for ordering the chef's surprise.'

Buying expensive, impractical shoes may help to relieve depression.

Mexican Food. Order here. Menu. It's hard to believe you have a nervous stomach --- It looks like it's big enough to be unafraid of everything!

"Instead of ordering something every day, I ordered it all at one time. I feel less guilty that way."

' I don't want a nice little wine - get me something aggressive !! '

"Don't worry, in the case of an accident the pilot is the first on the scene."

Stained Glass Airplane Window