Humane Shopper Gifts

'I'm just checking this deoderant wasn't tested on anyone I know...'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

See you at the farmers market!

Jungle Stores.

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

Complex Carbs

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

Tips for a green Christmas by Indian Wild Animals.

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

One Dollar, One Vote

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Your new car may be good for the environment but it's no good for shopping.

'Everything here is organic, free range, naturally produced, locally sourced, pesticide free, minimally packaged and fairly traded - and yet, ironically, I am a complete bastard.'

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

White Sale

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

Is online shopping bad for the environment?

Introducing clean conscience products

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

Our Products Are Not Tested On Real Animals

'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'

'Hi, yourself.'