Fun Loving Shopper Gifts

They just don't have good bling in gumball machines anymore.

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Jungle Stores.

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

How would Madam like to pay?

Self-Checkout.

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

Irregulars

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."