Cunning Shopper Gifts

"I put a wet paint sign on our bench at the mall so we'll have a place to sit."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Jungle Stores.

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Jumble Sale

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.