Feline-free Fan Gifts

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Do you have any catsup?'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Wolf Karaoke

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Fluffy explains her string theory.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Have you tried biting him?"

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.